I have been sucked into the Jolie Pitt Vortex! I feel tossed and pulled by what is Brangelina.

I’m a Prisoner Of War caught in the crossfire of “The Teams”!

I feel so lonely, weird, and frustrated sometimes, sitting on the fence with Angie, Brad and Jennifer. Vince Vaughan was never in the equasion for me.

So I’m going on record.

"My JoPiAn Disclaimer"

I love me Brad long time. Eye-wink I can love Brad without even considering who he is with. I like to think of Brad as with me anyways. Smiling

I chose to believe that Brad and Angie were physical before his divorce. Period.
Without offence to either woman. Because it’s logical.
Not because Jen and/or a baby.
Not because Angelina is a homewrecker.
Just because.

I think Angelina Jolie is a pretty woman, without it reflecting Jennifer Aniston in any way. I am not on Team Jolie.

I think Jennifer Aniston is a pretty woman, without it refecting on Angelina Jolie in any way. I am not on Team Aniston.

I watch movies starring Jennifer Aniston and enjoy them, and I’m not on Team Vaughnaston.

I watch movies starring Angelina Jolie and enjoy them, and I’m not on Team Brangelina.

"My Brangelina Disclaimer"

I don’t think there’s anything exceptional about their story.
They met and fell in love making a movie. They won’t be the first, or the last.

But, I think Brad and Angelina are a gorgeous couple.

Even though Angie is beautiful, I still laughed at a reference to Morticia, because I think its funny.

I ponder whether charitable donations are well timed, without taking away from their ultimate purpose. It’s just possible it’s a Win-Win for everyone, so what?

I agree it doesn’t appear that Angie can change the world, but also agree at least she’s trying. And I think some of her influence isn’t so obvious.
But I’m not a “Loonie”.

I giggle at the term “third world lottery winner” because I think the adopted Jolie Pitt children are the luckiest children. It doesn’t make me evil. Evil

I can think Pax Pitt is a comical name, but still love Pax. And thankfully “Jolie” is in there!

AND

Did I wonder why Angie got top billing on the Oceans thread and Ellen Barkin got a mention along with Tara Reid? Yes, but that’s just shoddy, biased reporting, it’s not hate.

I’m allowed to like some of the things they do. It doesn’t make me a “Lover”. Love

I’m allowed to question why Brad and Angie do some of the things they do, and I can disagree sometimes. It doesn’t make me a “Hater”. Angry Mob

So, that’s it, And I can’t for the life of me, figure out why this all doesn’t make sense to some people! lol

Are you stuck in the middle with me?

If you comment, make sure you don’t crap all over my blog! Sticking out tongue