I decided to watch Justin Timberlake’s Future Sex/Love Sounds DVD performance and see what I have been missing out on. I watched it three separate occasions to try and be objective.

I watched the “Live at Madison Square Gardens”.

I know this because Justin makes reference to it and New York at least 20 times during the two hour show.
I love when my favourite singer takes time out to say hey during a show, and everyone loves a home town reference. But if you can’t think of anything else to say after 10 times, give it up, shut up and sing.

And that’s one thing I agree he can do, sing.
He even plays a few instruments, so credit where credit is due.

But I found the entire show, so over produced, and over choreographed, and none of his moves were original.
I definitely prefer my concerts grittier, rawer, like worn jeans and weathered boots.

Justin is too clean and shiny.

I prefer my singers more impulsive, I want them to scream and move because they feel it, not because someone advised a “step, step, spin, step”, in that order, at that particular time.

Which brings me to the (strippers) dancers on stage with JT. What is with these half naked whores, hanging, bumping and grinding off him during his performance?
Just Yuck. Barf!
And is that why he is rubbing his crotch, or is that just another stolen MJ move.

The only half naked woman that should be on stage, is a drunken fan trying to fling her panties at the lead singer, screaming she wants to have his babies, only to be taken out by security. Period.

He was like a magic show. JT the Magician, with musicians and dancers swarming all over the stage, creating a diversion, drawing your attention away from the fact, the whole thing is fakery and just kind of sucks. Jumping bunny

Not that the show wasn’t entertaining, I laughed several times.
His sexual innuendos and comments about being gentle with first timers were just embarrassing.
It was hilarious when the (strippers) dancers sucked his fingers, or when he thrusted, from behind, against one girl, spread eagle in the prone position, while he sang about getting to know them, or falling in love with them.
It was funny when he called out “Who wants to get freaky”, and the cameras scanned the audience of fifteen year old girls chanting back “Yeah-Yea-ah!.”
That was pretty entertaining!

During an interview segment, Justin explained how when he and Timbaland go into the studio, they don’t talk, they just do. But I’m thinking, that’s because Timbaland doesn’t really need you there Justin.

Justin does call out James Taylor as the original JT. That’s a good boy, Justin.

And it was funny when he suggested the next time he has sex, when he orgasms, he is going to yell out something random, like, “watch out for that car!”
If anyone was present for that, I would be interested in how that played out.

Other then that, I am uninterested in Justin Timberlake.

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