I was joking, sort of...Enjoy! Smiling

I glanced in the mirror, I was more then ready,
My eyebrows looked like “Ugly Betty”,

I set about tweezing, and gave them a pluck,
With only a rare “oh darn” or “oh fuck”,

I worked away and shaped them with flair,
But I just couldn’t get that one little hair,

I tried to rid of it, I’d tweeze and pluck and stare,
I was obsessed with the fact that it was there,

I tried and tried, Boy, was that hair fine,
And then I discovered it was really a line.

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